How not to hide in plain sight:  Drive a jewel encrusted Mercedes.

"thebigbossyboss" (thebigbossyboss) 01/06/2016 at 19:18 • Filed to: Mercedes, Belarus, Fail

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When I worked in my last job me and my coworker made three unofficial rules for life the universe and everything. Here they are:

1) Don’t fuck mess up.

2) If you’re fucking messing up don’t get caught.

3) If you’re messing up and getting caught don’t talk to cops or journalists.

We can now add a 4th requirement to the list:

4) If you’re on the run from the cops do not drive a diamond studded Mercedes.

A 45 year old Georgian national accused of embezzling money was caught driving around in Belarus in a diamond studded Mercedes. This raises an important question. Namely: “How are you smart enough to defraud investors, but dumb enough to try to run from the cops in a diamond studded Mercedes”

I’ve never been to Belarus, but I imagine the car mix is a bunch of Lada’s with some trucks and Toyota’s thrown in.

If one was on the lam from the police one might consider the trusty !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! to maintain a low profile.

http://siberiantimes.com/other/others/n…

BringBackTheCommodore > thebigbossyboss 01/06/2016 at 19:45

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One of that vintage might be an uncommon sight over there. I’d recommend something a little newer, and probably more common:

RallyWrench > thebigbossyboss 01/06/2016 at 20:13

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On that lam or not, I’d rather have the Lada than that POS.

thebigbossyboss > RallyWrench 01/06/2016 at 22:55

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I agree. The lada does not scream “pretentious douche”